It’s been a long while since I’ve written. In this time, I have done cross country moves, whole continent moves, dyed my hair more times then I should, invested in bright red glasses ( I feel like the coolest kid in school), and had a emotional breakdown, of which I am still going through. Emotional […]
I wish I was a Oscar Meyer Weiner. LalalalalLala. I don’t remember the rest of the words. Fun songs from my childhood are always a good way to wake up Remember when you were little and the world was big and exciting? And you couldn’t wait to explore and possibly, no- Definitely discover an island. With […]
It’s a Boot Kinda Day….
It is Thursday!!! Which is that pesky day that separates me from Friday, which is the weekend! Bet you guys didn’t know that.I just rocked your world. You’re welcome. So it seems like it turned into winter overnight, and I am not prepared in the slightest. I have to go on a shopping expedition for […]
I have an allergy to white flour. I think I am being punished for a former life crime, and I must have been a badass mofo to deserve the horrible punishment of being allergic to everything delicious. I mean seriously, do you know the dilemma I face when I see a freshly baked croissant hanging […]
I’m in Boston now at a Marshmallow Fluff festival. Yes an ENTIRE festival dedicated to Marshmallow fluff. I had no idea fluff had such strong fans. I am not a fan of fluff. In fact, I am an anti-fluffer. I feel like I’m undercover in enemy territory. If these fluff lovers suspect my allegiances they […]
There’s nothing better than walking in the rain with flip flops. Oh wait except for NOT walking in the rain with flip flops. I checked my weather app to make sure it was raining hoping maybe I was imagining it. Nope. Oh joy. My jeans cuffs will be wet for the rest of the day. […]
So I tried to put up a shelf and ended up possibly breaking my nose and giving myself a concussion. Score! So we have learned that when it comes to my building skills I should stick to shit from Ikea. So I am now stuck in bed, bemoaning my nose, which looks pretty ugly to […]
Happy Tuesday fellow humans. I had a dream that I opened my fridge and a mouse jumped out at me. Does that mean something? Am I going to be bald by 30? That would completely terrify me. Jobless and hairless. I am destined to live in a box. That box better have sparkles. Today is […]
So. It BEGINS. What exactly I am not sure. I going to attempt to create a blog, and I am not even sure what the content basis will be. Probably anything that comes to mind. I am a creative bubble bursting at the seams. I went for a job interview today, and failed utterly. It […]
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